有个网站：http://www.fmylife.com，是fuck my life的简称，也就是我们常说的【卧槽】，每件fuck事后面都跟着它的简称FML

这里摘录了一堆精华。不开心时看看别人是怎么不开心的，你就会开心多了



Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
今天，我在邮箱里收到了我的护照。他们把我的生日搞错了。然后我找到了我一起送去申请护照的出生证明。结果我发现我的父母16年来一直在错误的一天给我过生日。FML
评论：这什么家长...

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

今天，我在上课的时候睡觉。我的JJ石更了，而且我穿的是很宽松的裤子。我的老师走了过来一把抓住了我的JJ——她以为那是我手机。FML
评论：显摆jj大...



Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

今天，我听见了我的姐姐在她的房间里面ZW。为了逃出去，我带着狗出去遛了遛。我回来的时候正巧碰见她出来，手里拿的东西是——我的电动牙刷。FML
评论：这个太恶心了,还不如看不见呢...

笑话是蛮搞笑，我以前是没看过，看LZ是新人，提醒你下，无编号，评论不足10字，版大会扣分的，速度修改，挣金不易！